Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Oh Glenn Beck, you shitface

Glenn Beck assumes that conservative religious people are better at giving to charity.

"While Santorum’s donations compare favorably to the average American, they’re not up to the levels that many would expect from a man of such deep faith."

Of course it makes sense, because the Bible says so!

"But as so many on the left have pointed out, Scriptures do direct us to help the poor. Yet God puts the responsibility on us, not on the government.

Paul’s Letter to the Corinthians says that "Each one must do just as he has purposed in his heart, not grudgingly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver.""

So, the atheist community has a goal this year to raise 1 million dollars for leukemia. There is no doubt in my mind that this goal will be reached. Somehow, we'll manage to do this without even a little bit of faith that this is what Jesus wants us to do.

And damn it, we better get a lot of press for it.

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