Thursday, August 2, 2012

Love gays but can't give up crappy chicken?

Madscutter and I have the answer for you!

If you can't tear yourself away from Chick-Fil-A's chicken-esque products, we understand.  We all have our favorite foods, and it's hard to give them up even when your money goes to hate-mongering groups like the "Marriage & Family Foundation".

Here's what you do.

Every time you feel compelled to eat at Chick-Fil-A, go ahead and do so.  When you've finished eating, go to your computer and donate TWICE the amount that you spent at Chick-Fil-A to GLAAD.  GLAAD is currently trying to get people to donate $6.50 (apparently the going cost of a chickenhate sandwich these days), which is fine of course.  But if you simply can't skip the sandwich (as GLAAD advises), you can make it up to yourself and the tolerant world at large by making a double donation.  This would equate to spending roughly $19.50 every day you go to Chick-Fil-A ($6.50 to Chick-Fil-A, $13 to GLAAD).  Unless you eat at Chick-Fil-A daily (in which case...dude.), this is an afforable way to alleviate the possibility of your sandwich tasting like guilt.

We're calling the donations "Liberal-Guilt Credits"*.

Your welcome, chicken eaters.

*Madscutter is soley responsible for the term "Liberal-Guilt Credits".

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